George Bush: Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza: "Hu" is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
condoleeza: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name.
condoleeza: Hu. George: The guy in China.
condoleeza: Hu. George: The new leader of China.
condoleeza: Hu. George: The Chinaman!
condoleeza: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
condoleeza: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
condoleeza: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name?
condoleeza: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
condoleeza: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
condoleeza: That's correct. George: Then who is in China?
condoleeza: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China?
condoleeza: No, sir. George: Then who is?
condoleeza: Yes, sir. George: Yassir?
condoleeza: No, sir. George: Look, condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
condoleeza: Kofi? George: No, thanks.
condoleeza: You want Kofi? George: No.
condoleeza: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
condoleeza: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
condoleeza: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
condoleeza: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
condoleeza: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?!
condoleeza: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
condoleeza: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
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